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Saturday, October 30, 2010

Happy Halloweeennn!

BOO!
I'm a ghost, but a scary one. Not like casper, he's too nice.
Haha, well happy Halloween to everyone out there, it may not be until tomorrow, but, you know what i mean!

Anyways, here's a story for any of you to read!

Your at home... Just blogging on your laptop, and then! (dramatic pause, included with a shocking gasp.) Someone throws a rock at your window. "Ahh, those huligans are out there again." With your mad face. So you close your laptop, and you get your broom and head outside, (SLAM) your door closes and locks. "CRAP!" Not again, you probably forgot that your door can close automatically huh? Well anyways. It doesn't. You find out no one is in your neighborhood cause it isn't really halloween and your sure that they must be out at a party somewhere else. So you end up crawling through the window. Not comfortable. So you get back inside and open your computer and start typing up a story, something like this i'm sure. THEN! Your electricity goes out! "NO! YOU FORGOT TO PUT A PERIOD AT THE END OF THE SENTENCE." You get over it, so you look outside to see if anyone else's lights are out, but then, you remember, your whole neighborhood went to someone's house down the street, so, of course their lights are out... You go to your closet to get a flashlight, find one burried in old clutter (that you end up looking at for a while) Your flash light dims away. You forgot to buy batteries at the store... Amazing. Okay, well now that all this has happened you give up and head to bed, while getting dressed in the dark, you see headlights coming into your driveway, and someone get's out, they put something on your doorstep. So your like, "Right when i put my pjs on, people decide to visit. That's great." So you go outside and get the package, bring it in and open it (still in the dark) And on the package it says, 'You've been Boo'd' So your like, whatever. You opened it and found out you got a new pair of pants. They look nice, you try them on, and they don't fit. So you throw them on the ground. The pick themselves up!! Your like, uhh, this is weird. So it goes into your basement and a second later... YOUR LIGHTS TURNED ON! So, your like, cool. The pants are magical. But, that's a little freaky. So you go and get some hot chocolate, cause that helps you think. The pants go and pick your laundry up and clean your house and cooked you dinner. So, you decide that you'll just keep the pants and start a diet so they'll fit.
Hope that was pretty scary...
But i never told you how the electricity went out, can you guess.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Peace out around the world and for eternity, love and happiness.
EricabtOH123-..

Friday, October 29, 2010

Are you a Princess?

Today, I went to a book store after school. While i was looking at some books, i hear a little girl, sounds of the age 4 or 5, she says, "Mommy, maybe one day i can be like the ballerina princess super hero girl, and i will get all better, and no one will stare at me anymore, only in a good way." So i look over the next section (me being nosey as ever) And i see a tiny girl, she's small, and so cute. She seemed to have been diagnosed with cancer. If she can keep this much hope up, why can't anyone else?
Peace out around the world and for eternity, love and happiness.
EricabtOH123-..

So i'm in McDonalds...

Alright, today I ended up being late to school, so i'm like, what the hell, i'll just grab a breakfast burrito and hit the gym later! haha. I get in there and i start ordering, but no one is at the register... So i'm just standing there trying to look for some help! I find every single employee at a table eating some food laughing, so i say, "excuse me...?" One lady looks at me and turns back. "Excuse me?!" Two people.. then turn back. "HELLO?? ARE YOU GOING TO HELP ME?!"
Then finally, a lady gets up and points at the door and said, "Ma'am, can you read?!" I looked at the door. 'McDonald's are closed due to an official cleaning day' I'm like, "Then why are the doors open?!" "Because ma'am, it's hot in here.." Oh i feel stupid.
Peace out around the world and for eternity, love and happiness.
EricabtOH123-..